
Scouts had been warning for months that the 2011 NBA Draft wasn’t exactly going to set the world on fire. A limited talent pool only got weaker when underclassmen like Jared Sullinger, Harrison Barnes and Perry Jones all decided to return to school, leaving Kyrie Irving and Derrick Williams, probably top-10 guys in most drafts, as the consensus top two picks. Some columnists tried to stir up excitement by firing up trade rumours, but even those failed to materialize – the most interesting name to get traded was probably Raymond Felton.
The draft amounted to little more than a couple of hours of Jay Bilas talking about long arms, Jay Bilas uttering the sentence “he needs to learn how to play and how to score,” and awkward interviews with parents. Approximately 80% of the draft’s entertainment value came from Jan Vesely alone.
As disappointing as it may have been, several teams helped themselves, adding useful pieces, just not future All-Stars.
Let’s quickly run down the first round in this mediocre draft.
1. Cleveland Cavaliers: Kyrie Irving, PG, Duke – A safe, if uninspired pick, Irving should be a solid starter at the point from Day 1 and quarterback Cleveland’s offence for a decade. A solid all-around player without any real holes in his game. Grade: A-
2. Minnesota Timberwolves: Derrick Williams, F, Arizona – The Wolves have a logjam at forward with Michael Beasley and Kevin Love, but Williams was clearly the best player available. He scores as easily as any player in this draft and has borderline All-Star potential. Grade: A-
3. Utah Jazz: Enes Kanter, C, Turkey – Kanter is a bit of an unknown, as he hasn’t played competitively in a year now, but he’s known for playing a gritty interior game and having the skill to step out and hit some mid-range shots. He could form a nice front-line with Derrick Favors in a couple of years. Grade: B+
4. Cleveland Cavaliers: Tristan Thompson, F, Texas – The highest-drafted Canadian player ever, Thompson had been rapidly climbing draft boards in the week before the draft, but still came as a bit of a surprise at fourth overall. The Cavaliers, clearly a long ways from making the playoffs, could have waited a year for Jonas Valanciunas, but opted for the athletic, hard-working Toronto native. He doesn’t have much of an offensive game, but is a terrific rebounder. Grade: B-
5. Toronto Raptors: Jonas Valanciunas, F, Lithuania – As many groans as this choice may have elicited amongst Raptors fans, who have grown tired of GM Bryan Colangelo’s attempts to build a Eurocentric team, it could pay significant dividends. Valanciunas won’t play in the NBA this year, which should keep the Raps near the bottom of the NBA standings once again. That should leave them in good position for a high pick in the 2012 draft, which looks significantly better. Adding next year’s pick and Valanciunas – who some feel could become the best player in this draft – should give the Raptors a nice foundation. Grade: B
6. Washington Wizards: Jan Vesely, F, Czech Republic – The Dunking Ninja arrives in the NBA! With an extremely tall/hot girlfriend! And calling out Blake Griffin! And allowing ESPN’s booth to make tall white guy comparisons to Tom Chambers! What fun. Basketball Grade: A- Entertainment Grade: A++
7. Charlotte Bobcats (from Sacramento): Bismack Biyombo, F, Congo – Having woo’d scouts with his multilingual charm and “amazing body,” Biyombo worked his way into the top 10 and should immediately improve the Bobcats interior defence. If coach Paul Silas could find a way to sneak him off the court when they get the ball, they’d be in even better shape. Grade: B
8. Detroit Pistons: Brandon Knight, G, Kentucky – The Pistons already have two score-first combo guards on the roster in Ben Gordon and Rodney Stuckey, but Knight is better than both and had been projected as high as the third overall pick. He’s a good value at eight, and judging by the look on his face as he slid down the draft, he’s entering the league with a sizable chip on his shoulder. Grade: A-
9. Charlotte Bobcats: Kemba Walker, G, Conneticut – Throughout the night, Jay Bilas kept using D.J. Augustin as an example of how a guard of Walker’s stature can become a successful starter in the Association. So, naturally he’s drafted by the team that already employs D.J. Augustin. Grade: C+
10. Sacramento Kings: Jimmer Fredette, G, BYU – Drafting for redundancy seems to have replaced drafting for need. Tyreke Evans is a talented, scoring combo guard. So is Jimmer. And so is John Salmons, who the Kings inexplicably re-acquired to make this mess worse. Oh, and the coaching staff doesn’t like the pick either. Grade: D
11. Golden State: Klay Thompson, SG, Washington State – Same story. The Warriors already have Steph Curry and Monta Ellis to do the scoring. Thompson is a very good player, a great shooter with good size and a well-rounded game, but it’s hard to figure where he fits in G-State. The writing might be on the wall for Monta, who’s been involved in a few trade rumours in the last month or so. Grade: C+ (but could be higher if they get good value for Ellis)
12. Utah Jazz: Alec Burks, SG, Colorado – Burks is another nice pick for the Jazz, who have quickly re-tooled for the post-Williams/Boozer Era. He can’t shoot, but does everything else well. If his jumper comes around, he could be an excellent, Eric Gordon-esque two-guard.
13. Phoenix Suns: Markieff Morris, PF, Kansas – The Suns have a defensive-minded, hard-working big man whose twin brother plays in the NBA. His name is Robin Lopez. Now they have another. Grade: C+
14. Houston Rockets: Marcus Morris, PF, Kansas – Marcus is a more perimeter-oriented player than his brother, but it’s unclear what position he’ll play in the pros. He’s a bit undersized at 6-9. Grade: B-
15. San Antonio Spurs (from Indiana): Kawhi Leonard, SF, San Diego State – Leonard is an absolute steal at 15, a defensive stopper who will outwork everybody on the floor and could develop into a contributor on offence as well. A typically brilliant move by Spurs GM R.C. Buford. Grade: A
16. Philadelphia 76ers: Nikola Vucevic, C, USC – With great size and a decent skill set, Vucevic should be a reliable contributor at a premium position. Grade: B
17. New York Knicks: Iman Shumpert, G, Georgia Tech – And cue the annual booing of the Knicks pick. With defensive ace Chris Singleton still available, Shumpert is a strange pick. He has good upside, but hasn’t emerged as the player the Yellow Jackets hoped he’d be. Grade: C+
18. Washington Wizards: Chris Singleton, SF, Florida State – Another nice pick for the Wizards. Singleton is simply the best defensive player in this draft, and should be an excellent situational player from Day 1. Grade: A-
19. Milwaukee Bucks: Tobias Harris, PF, Tennessee – Harris is an incredibly intelligent player, despite being only 18 years old. He should be a nice, versatile piece on a young Bucks team. Grade: A-
20. Houston Rockets: Donatas Motiejunas, PF, Lithuania – Houston has plenty of rebounders on the roster, which should help compensate for Motiejunas’ all-encompassing reluctance to make physical contact with other basketball players. Grade: B-
21. Portland Trail Blazers: Nolan Smith, G, Duke – In most drafts, picking a guy who will be a sixth man – at best – with the 21st overall pick would be a reach. In this draft, it’s almost savvy. Grade: B
22. Denver Nuggets: Kenneth Faried, PF, Morehead State – Thank you, Mr. Faried, for making Stu Scott yell “Brick City, stand up!” Grade: A-
23. Chicago Bulls: Nikola Mirotic, SF, Serbia – Mirotic won’t come over from Europe for a few years, but he’s arguably the best European player in this draft. The Bulls can wait for him., keeping a valuable asset in their back pocket. Grade: A
24. Oklahoma City Thunder: Reggie Jackson, G, Boston College – Eric Maynor has been a nice third guard for the Thunder, but apparently they wanted an upgrade. Few teams were as high on Jackson as Oklahoma City, but Sam Presti has to get the benefit of the doubt here. Grade: B
25. New Jersey: Marshon Brooks, SG, Providence – Brooks takes some bad shots, but has great upside as big-time scorer at the two. Very good value this far into the first round. Grade: A
26. Denver Nuggets: Jordan Hamilton, SF, Texas – It’s hard to see where Hamilton fits on the Nuggets, with Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler already on board. Still, he’s a phenomenal value at this point and could be a useful trade asset. Grade: B+
27. Boston Celtics: JaJuan Johnson, PF, Purdue – Another good value in the late first round, Johnson is a long and athletic four who could learn from watching Kevin Garnett for a year or two. Grade: B+
28. Miami Heat: Norris Cole, PG, Cleveland St. – And for the second time in a year, a Cleveland star departs for Miami. Just devastating. Grade: B+
29. San Antonio Spurs: Cory Joseph, PG, Texas – With George Hill traded to Indiana for Kawhi Leonard, Joseph looks set to step in as Tony Parker’s primary back-up. Another Canadian drafted in the first-round. Grade: B
30. Chicago Bulls: Jimmy Butler, SF, Marquette – A hard-working swingman who can guard multiple positions, Butler should stick in the league as a strong role player off the bench. Grade: A-

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